Jab We met!

I would love to give my expert comments on the movie “Psycho ” for; I have this overwhelming urge to talk about it. I have been asking people if they plan to see the flick, if the answer is ‘No’, I immediately give my comments. Otherwise I shut my mouth and say, “Just watch it”.

Well the tale I want to share with you is rather one of the weirdest experience that I have had, while I was returning home from the movie. Before I actually share that, let me recollect my experience when I was doing my SSLC. Needless to say how we guys are at that age. Notorious with Restless eyes, ever-twitching muscle(s), not to mention the Raging harmones.

This incident took place when I was returning home from school after my tuition classes. There was a place right across the street where they used to sell Nice Bondas. I made it point to have one while returning home every time I passed by. That day was not destined to end happily. When I was just about go to that bonda stall, a bunch of eunuchs surrounded me. They demanded for money. I just had 2 bucks with me, which I carried just to pay for those delicious bonda. I had no choice I gave one of them the money. Here is how it went on.

He/She: Hey, we are not beggars we are god’s own angels.

Me: I have only this much.

He/She: You must not say that, you will have something to give if you wanted to.

Me: Bite me. (Started laughing)

He/She: oh! Looks like you need to be enlightened, I will show you something that will enlighten you. (Started to lift his/her skirt up)

I started crying. There were literally tears in my eyes. Then they stopped and started laughing at me. One of them came to me and squeezed my lower lip as if I was ‘Angelina jolie’ and said, “the kid is cute, poor thing, let him go”.

I came home crying and my siblings had the entertainment of their lives when I narrated my debacle at the bonda stall. Since then, I have been staying away from them.

Yesterday when I was returning home from the movie it was about 8 in the evening. While driving I noticed a hot chick walking down the lane. She was draped in a saree. She had a perfect body. I was tempted to look at her face as I approached her and as in the movies, as we came close, she also looked at me and incidentally our eyes locked I was just about to thank god for making my evening, but I was startled. I was looking in to the eyes of a eunuch. I realized that she is not “She” after all.

He/She smiled at me and said “Can you drop me till the Banyan tree?”

My head spun and the visual “the Bonda stall” played back in my mind. I would not want to take the risk this time. So I said “Yeah sure” and stopped.

He/She hopped on and said “Thank you Thambi” which means thank you bro.

I was Ice cold as He/she was sitting on the pillion seat .I rode as fast I as I could and stopped at the banyan tree. He/She praised me saying “kadvane unukku nalla valke thara” which sort of is like wishing “God bless you”

Now this is what happened “Jab We met”

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9 Responses to “Jab We met!”

  1. Well done!! Actually I was watching a documentary on NDTV this very morning. And it was about the lives of such people in TN.. There were both sad and inspiring stories in the documentary.. Its sad that such people have to live their life begging and inspite of it, the government has been making no effort to recognize that they exist.. Sad state of affairs..
    But why in the hell did u ask them to ‘bite you’?

  2. Well maga they made fun of me. And there were my tuition mates standing far away from me and enjoying the show.I just tried to steal the show. Apparently I was the one who got robbed:(

  3. Lol.., I can never forget our travel to kolkata.., ‘he/she’s were very wild. Yeah, probably government should hear their concerns and address it.

  4. huh??
    did u explain psycho movie story? or personal experience?? where did it start and where did it end??

    also, how is psycho??

  5. God Post, nice writing
    I did not know that u had a blog… Will make sure to drop by often

  6. @ manu. Well I have tried my best to talk less about the movie.
    As I have said let me know if you plans to watch that movie..Only then will I tell you what is it like.

  7. @sukla
    My pleasure mate.Thanks for your compliments 🙂

  8. i’m planning to go that movie this week.. say now..

  9. @Manu
    Then JUST WATCH IT!
    I don wanna spoil the fun by commenting on it 🙂

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